From bad to worse...
As I write my second column in charge of Eurocell PLC FC, I do so with the board asking for a meeting to talk about “progress”…. Does anyone know the number for the Job Centre?
Congratulations to James Corbett of Greenbank Rovers for winning the September league with a superb 274 points and also well done to Damien Rugirok and his Flying Dutchmen for winning the October league – drop us a message on Twitter (@EurocellPLC) and we’ll get you a goody bag sent over. We may however ask Trading Standards to give you a points deduction as there are no Dutch players in your team good sir!
As for our performance, it’s been okay at best with our beloved club at the time of writing sat in 60th out of 74 teams putting us just above the relegation zone. Our 31st place in the September league being made null and void by a 58th place finish in October.
The fightback starts here...again
So, the hammer must fall and here are our changes for November. Danny Rose-Wood and Ettiene Capping Board-Oue are ejected due to injury and Roomline Lukaku is ejected because he’s been a bit pants. In comes Dry Verge-l Van Dijk, Sergio Drainage-uero and Ashley West-Composite-Wood. Hopefully these new additions drive us on to a respectable finish in November's league!
The only way is up!
Head Coach - Eurocell PLC FC
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