Not the best start...

Not the best start...

Welcome to your August Eurocell Fantasy Football League update.

Firstly congratulations to Michael Barrass and his team “Geordies Boys” for your stirling performance in August, winning the month with a fabulous 240 points. Drop us a line on Twitter (@EurocellPLC) to claim your famous Eurocell goodie bag!

After the early Gameweeks, we at Eurocell PLC FC find ourselves 67th out of 74 and wishing that we hadn’t set ourselves the extra difficulty level of only picking players that are product puns. We are still wracking our brains to find a product pun based on Sergio Aguero…

In terms of transfers for the month, Luke Saw and Bernd LNN-O were swiftly given the boot and replaced by the Soudal brothers of Soudal-lison Becker in between the sticks and Marcus Soudal-onso out on the flank. Modus Ozil’s position is looking increasingly precarious with a return of only 4 points across 3 games for a premium midfielder and we’re desperately looking for ways to get Mo-dus Salah into the team.

The fightback starts here...

The fightback starts here...

For September we are kicking out Modus Ozil, Reuben Loft Hatch Cheek and Antony Martial – Tufflex (despite that being a cracker of a pun) and replacing them with the tenuously linked but hopefully better performing Jorginho-llow Soffit, Ogee-den Hazard and Ettiene Capping board-oue.

The only way is up!

Take Care,
Ross Fairhurst,
Head Coach - Eurocell PLC FC

PS - you may see that I am moonlighting as the manager of Kylian Mmmmmmmmmmbop FC, but the Eurocell PLC FC board are assured this is not a conflict of interest and there is no dreaded vote of confidence yet...

Think you can do better? Don’t worry big shot, it’s not too late to get involved. As long as you have an official Premier League fantasy team, you can join using code 2146859-494028!

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